《Hands Clean》是Alanis Morissette作词并演唱的英语歌曲。该歌曲先后收录于多张专辑：2002年8月12日发行的《Now 01 (Australian series)》，2012年8月1日发行的《The Collection (Standard Edition)》，以及2019年12月27日发行的合辑《100 Greatest 00s: The Best Songs from the Decade (Explicit)》。
歌曲歌词
If it weren’t for your maturity none of
This would have happened
If you weren’t so wise beyond your years
I would’ve been able to control myself
If it weren’t for my attention
You wouldn’t have been successful and
If it weren’t for me you would
Never have amounted to very much
Ooh this could be messy
But you don’t seem to mind
Ooh don’t go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We’ll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you’ve washed your hands clean of this
You’re essentially an employee
And I like you having to depend on me
You’re a kind of my protégé
And one day you’ll say you learned
All you know from me
I know you depend on me like a young
Thing would to a guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young
Thing would and I think I like it
Ooh this could get messy
But you don’t seem to mind
Ooh don’t go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We’ll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
I’ve more than honored your request for silence
And you’ve washed your hands clean of this
What part of our history’s reinvented
And under rug swept
What part of your memory is selective
And tends to forget
What with this distance it seems so obvious
Just make sure you don’t tell on me especially
To members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves
And not tell any members of our inner posse
I wish I could tell the world cause
You’re such a pretty thing
When you’re done up properly
I might want to marry you one day
If you watch that weight and keep your firm body
Ooh this could be messy and
Ooh I don’t seem to mind
Ooh don’t go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We’ll fast forward to a few years later
No one knows except the both of us
I’ve more than honored your request for silence
And you’ve washed your hands clean of this
Ooh this could get messy
But you don’t seem to mind
Ooh don’t go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We’ll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
I’ve more than honored your request for silence
And you’ve washed your hands clean of this